Thoughts Upon Returning from Costco
To the lady carrying the baby in the snuggly outside the entrance:
While I find it admirable that you were doing your best to shield your tiny little boy or girl from the sun so that he or she will not develop skin cancer later in life, I feel that you might need to realize that any benefit you have bestowed upon said child is nullifed by the fact that the reason you are standing outside in the first place is to smoke a cigarette and maybe you should be thinking about your baby developing lung cancer as well as skin cancer.
To the lady who was picking up photos at the One Hour Photo Counter at the same time I was:
Low rise jeans and shirts that do not cover your midsection are attractive on thin young women with fairly flat abs, but when your gut is hanging over the waistband of your jeans for all the world to see, it moves from the realm of attractiveness into the realm of repulsiveness. I’m just saying.
To whomever printed the 8×10 I ordered of Baby Girl in her Halloween costume:
8×12 is not the same as 8×10 and if you print a picture that was cropped to be an 8×10 as an 8×12, you will render the crop basically useless because you lose part of the picture. I will find you. I will make you redo it. Mark my words. Oh, and if you need some math tutoring? Give me a call. Thanks.
