Do Not Mess With Me Today
Dear Mr. Idiot in the Red Sports Car on the Freeway,
Ummm….in case you hadn’t noticed? We were not in the “fast lane”, we were in the HOV lane. And for your information HOV does NOT stand for Hit Other Vehicles who get in your way. So, next time you decide to go around someone who is already going 70 (and in case you weren’t aware, the speed limit is 65…that’s SIXTY-FIVE….do I need to say it slower for you so you understand it?) and practically sideswipe them and take their bumper off, be careful. Because they might just pull out a gun and shoot your tires out. Because they can’t shoot your brains out since it is fairly obvious you don’t have any to begin with.
Sincerely,
The Angry Mother in the SUV

Comment by Theresa
September 30, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
You tell him!